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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Apples for sale... - A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
2 |
We got a lot of those. - Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
3 |
Three Hymns - One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
4 |
God Does Have A Sense of Humor - A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
5 |
sh-sh-sheets - Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
6 |
Asleep at the desk - If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
412 |
0 |
7 |
If Dear Abby Was A Man... - If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
8 |
The Dump List - The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
9 |
Rules for Cats - Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
10 |
Farmer - A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
11 |
Ladies Track - What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
12 |
Blonde Quickies - How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
13 |
Speak - A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
14 |
Couple - There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
15 |
Shorties - A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
16 |
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex! - TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRE...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
17 |
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac - What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
18 |
Happy Anniversary - A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th An...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
440 |
0 |
19 |
Jack and the Beanstalk - Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
773 |
0 |
20 |
Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick) - There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
858 |
0 |
21 |
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? - What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is danger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0.5 |
22 |
The Motor Home - My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
23 |
New... - If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
24 |
Can\'t do it - A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proce...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
661 |
0 |
25 |
Four Words - Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |