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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Please Save Her! - Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
2 |
Great Starting Salary - Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
3 |
Crime=Idiots=Don't Pay! - Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
4 |
Magnet? - Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
5 |
Suck It In - I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
6 |
Last Commandment - A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
7 |
Nice Car! - A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls dow...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
8 |
Magicians Secret - During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one espe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
9 |
Lessons from Noah\\\'s Ark - Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
10 |
After You - My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
11 |
Coach Wants A Raise - The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
12 |
Fired Up - A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
13 |
Good News At Work - A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my ne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
14 |
Letters To Landlord - Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
15 |
Parking Problem - A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
16 |
Toughening Up - My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
17 |
\\\'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary! - adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun prince...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
18 |
I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III) - More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
429 |
0 |
19 |
Random Ramblings! - ** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. ** Atheism - A non-prop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
20 |
Pope, Graham, and Roberts - The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
21 |
No Fishing! - A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
22 |
Punctuation Changes! - Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
23 |
Name That Restaurant! - A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
24 |
Bejewelled Portrait - Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
25 |
Get Me Another Lawyer - Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Bec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |