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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Darwin Awards - |The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released! These awards are given ...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
279 |
0 |
2 |
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER - |WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vi...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
276 |
0 |
3 |
Technology problems - |One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals w...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
258 |
0 |
4 |
The 2000 Darwin awards! - |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, preci...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
307 |
0 |
5 |
Very stupid musician - |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Urug...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
257 |
0 |
6 |
An inscription problem - |According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
2548 |
0 |
7 |
Mariah Carey's quote - |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
333 |
0 |
8 |
LICENSE TO STEAL - |Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to ...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
250 |
0 |
9 |
IN THE BAG - |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
273 |
0 |
10 |
MADE FOR TV - |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call f...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
255 |
0 |
11 |
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? - |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
188 |
0 |
12 |
YOU MEAN ME? - |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted,...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
237 |
0 |
13 |
DEADHEADS - |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
266 |
0 |
14 |
THIS WOULD BE ME - |The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the hold...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
272 |
0 |
15 |
LEARN YOUR LESSON - |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteache...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
336 |
0 |
16 |
AHH, THAT'S BETTER! - |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,00...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
2770 |
0 |
17 |
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! - |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserte...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
613 |
0 |
18 |
Welfare applications - |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income b...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
305 |
0 |
19 |
An insurance company - |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
2676 |
0 |
20 |
Expert on parenting - |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
227 |
0 |
21 |
Travel on the plane - |For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
590 |
0 |
22 |
Shopping for goods - |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "D...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
248 |
0 |
23 |
Kids tough question - |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
259 |
0 |
24 |
Adults have learned - |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
2584 |
0.75 |
25 |
We have new babies - |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
248 |
0 |