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Fishing jokes - A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"
"That would be the one that measured fourteen inches....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Henry's son, David, burst into the
house,
crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I was given the ultimatum 3
weeks ago. She
said "it's me or your fishing."
Gee I miss her....Read the whole joke |
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0 - "I didn't see you in church last Sunday,
Nigel. I
hear you were out playing football instead."
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing ru...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
piano?
A. You can't tuna fish....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. Where do
fish sleep?
A. In a
river bed...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a deaf fishing boat
captain?
Anything you like, he can't hear you....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I was glad when one fish got
away.
There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Me...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all
his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attenti...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which fish can perform operations ?
A
Sturgeon !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A
motor pike !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
her husband with twin sons. They loved the children v...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the wa...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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0 - Two fishermen were out
on the lake when
one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the
wa...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Two Virginia rednecks go on
a fishing
trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook...Read the whole joke |
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