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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
...clamp... - "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
28 |
0 |
2 |
A definition of psychiatrist - A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2350 |
0 |
3 |
A doctor fell into a well once... - A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2158 |
0 |
4 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving... - There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
252 |
0 |
5 |
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears... - I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
273 |
0 |
6 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery... - A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2206 |
0 |
7 |
A stuttering problem - A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
935 |
0 |
8 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!" - She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
619 |
0 |
9 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... - A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
268 |
0 |
10 |
From the life of the insane - Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
643 |
0 |
11 |
Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
246 |
0 |
12 |
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor... - Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
282 |
0 |
13 |
Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
410 |
0 |
14 |
It is worth trying - A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
247 |
0 |
15 |
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? - Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
213 |
0 |
16 |
Good news - Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
290 |
0 |
17 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical... - A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1981 |
0 |
18 |
Just in case - "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
658 |
0 |
19 |
No symptoms - Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
607 |
0 |
20 |
No problem - A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
311 |
0 |
21 |
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling... - Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
226 |
0 |
22 |
A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
246 |
0 |
23 |
A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2667 |
0 |
24 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2759 |
0 |
25 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem... - A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
258 |
0 |