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Trying to be impressive - |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
289 |
0 |
2 |
What's your wife's name? - |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
251 |
0 |
3 |
Space photography - |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
334 |
0 |
4 |
Free advice at social affairs? - |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
232 |
0 |
5 |
I want to take money with me - |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
305 |
0 |
6 |
When you know you must really be drunk - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
615 |
0 |
7 |
I suppose I earned enough - |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
240 |
0 |
8 |
Lawyer's club - |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
244 |
0 |
9 |
What is two plus two? - |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
215 |
0 |
10 |
Were you ever arrested? - |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
243 |
0 |
11 |
Who owns the cows? - |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
224 |
0 |
12 |
Is there a way to thank you? - |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
204 |
0 |
13 |
Leaving money for the dead - |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
256 |
0 |
14 |
I want to appeal a case - |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
252 |
0 |
15 |
Arguing effectively - |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2590 |
0 |
16 |
From another planet - |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
17 |
Japan is in trouble - |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
590 |
0 |
18 |
What should they get? - |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
235 |
0 |
19 |
Ask your question - |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2415 |
0 |
20 |
Who handles cases? - |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
354 |
0 |
21 |
Tell the whole truth - |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
221 |
0 |
22 |
Get away with murder - |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
270 |
0 |
23 |
Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
273 |
0 |
24 |
Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
238 |
0 |
25 |
Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |