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Cowboy jokes - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? ...Read the whole joke |
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697 |
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2 |
0 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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4 |
0 - Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range....Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
5 |
Criminal jokes - A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy,
Having he...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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7 |
0 - It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary. All of the inmates were in
their cells and he w...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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8 |
0 - Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he
got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
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9 |
0 - Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
prison today. One is
orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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10 |
0 - Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal....Read the whole joke |
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725 |
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11 |
0 - When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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12 |
0 - What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
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348 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big Boss to
steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
14 |
0 - The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke |
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687 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank....Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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16 |
0 - "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke |
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439 |
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17 |
0 - A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at
the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke |
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403 |
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18 |
0 - A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
night. "There's a
burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke |
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556 |
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19 |
0 - Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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20 |
0 - Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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21 |
0 - What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke |
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659 |
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22 |
0 - Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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23 |
0 - Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke |
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652 |
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