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Bicycle jokes - Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, ...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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0 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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0 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?...Read the whole joke |
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623 |
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0 - What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road....Read the whole joke |
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595 |
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0 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0 - Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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0 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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0 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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0 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired)....Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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0 - Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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0 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !...Read the whole joke |
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601 |
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0 - What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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Biologist jokes - While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose control of their ...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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0 - A young college student had
stayed up
all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As h...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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0 - How many evolutionists does it take to
change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight millio...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many biologists does
it take to
change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to wr...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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0 - A young wildlife biologist got fired from
his first real
wildlife job. Upon his return home, his...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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