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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House - Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
2 |
Libertarians & Anarchists - What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.An...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
3 |
Who's job is it? - What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
4 |
Definitions of A Diplomat: - Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
5 |
Congress Reduces Solar System - A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
6 |
Car Dimmer Switch Modification - STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 "J" STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALB...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
7 |
Politically Correct Terms - New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90'sOLD---------------NEWconservative--reactionarythe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
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8 |
Politically Correct LEXICON - Insensitive Term---Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, "race," as validBla...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
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9 |
A Lesson in Politics - A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
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10 |
Cow Priced Like A Car - What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
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11 |
You Know You're Getting Older When - You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
12 |
Adjustable Face Lift - This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
13 |
Democrats vs. Republicans - From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Represent...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
14 |
Creative Answering Machine Messages - You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
15 |
Snow Boarding For the Young - When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
16 |
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) - December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
17 |
Absent From School Excusess - 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
18 |
Arkansan Citizens Trip - ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
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19 |
Insurance Form Statements - Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
20 |
Why, How, and Ifs? - Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
21 |
Classified Ad Bloopers - As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertisin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
511 |
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22 |
Horoscope of Farts - Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
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23 |
Penis Tax - New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Incre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
24 |
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. ) - As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
25 |
Laws of Life - Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |