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Dentist jokes
- Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station...Read the whole joke |
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- Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
already taking out a tooth...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the dentist say to the
computer?...This won't hurt a byte...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back...Read the whole joke |
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- Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."...Read the whole joke |
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- "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. "Good God
!" ...Read the whole joke |
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- While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding ...Read the whole joke |
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- "I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said
the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't...Read the whole joke |
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- Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: ...Read the whole joke |
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- Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
procedures.
Pati...Read the whole joke |
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- Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and poli...Read the whole joke |
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- Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?".
...Read the whole joke |
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- Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor " ...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.
...Read the whole joke |
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- What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you....Read the whole joke |
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- A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo...Read the whole joke |
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- Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t...Read the whole joke |
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- believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open ...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m...Read the whole joke |
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- Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms...Read the whole joke |
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- Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
wo...Read the whole joke |
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- What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth...Read the whole joke |
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- A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines h...Read the whole joke |
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