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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
529 |
0 |
| 2 |
Santa vs. system admins
- |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
401 |
0 |
| 3 |
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
- |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
438 |
0 |
| 4 |
Santa's Pet Peeves
- |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
400 |
0 |
| 5 |
Without a Christmas bonus
- |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemploy...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
348 |
0 |
| 6 |
Sick of the Holidays
- |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
371 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Christmas diet song
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
477 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Police Officer's Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
387 |
0 |
| 9 |
I want to see something really cheap
- |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 10 |
The FAA Inspection
- |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
450 |
0 |
| 11 |
The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
372 |
0 |
| 12 |
Rating your Christmas parties
- |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
707 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
353 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
391 |
0 |
| 16 |
You Need to Join the Lord's Army
- |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
407 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
- |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
724 |
0 |
| 18 |
Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
726 |
0 |
| 19 |
What is a stable?
- |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fa...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 20 |
Italian Night Before Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 21 |
I just had a dream about it
- |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
277 |
1.5 |
| 22 |
I'm sending out some cards
- |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 23 |
Real Church Bloopers...
- |? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
361 |
0 |
| 24 |
Do you go to church?
- |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 25 |
Advertisements
- |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
2732 |
0 |
