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Christmas jokes - How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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0 - Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
cricket
match?
Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does Father Christmas
call that
reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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4 |
0 - What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke |
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634 |
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0 - What do you have in December that you don't
have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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0 - What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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0 - What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !...Read the whole joke |
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702 |
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8 |
0 - How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?
Stacks !...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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0 - Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
party ?
Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
party ?
It was a scream !...Read the whole joke |
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641 |
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0 - What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
?
Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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0 - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don'...Read the whole joke |
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630 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of yo...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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16 |
0 - Doctor,
Doctor I'm scared of Father
Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke |
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352 |
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0 - My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
someth...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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0 - I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born in...Read the whole joke |
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614 |
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0 - I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0 - What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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0 - What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing
to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
F...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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0 - What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lad...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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