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Category |
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What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
2 |
Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
233 |
0 |
3 |
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2850 |
0 |
4 |
Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
345 |
0 |
5 |
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
317 |
0 |
6 |
What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
202 |
0 |
7 |
For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0 |
8 |
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
146 |
0 |
9 |
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2357 |
0 |
10 |
A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2708 |
0 |
11 |
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
12 |
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
255 |
0 |
13 |
What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
14 |
What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
363 |
0 |
15 |
Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
357 |
0 |
16 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
701 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
276 |
0 |
18 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
291 |
0 |
19 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots... - A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2137 |
0 |
20 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
315 |
0 |
21 |
What does an elephant keep up its trunk? - What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
22 |
I've never understood why women love cats... - I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
349 |
0 |
23 |
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
288 |
0 |
24 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through... - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
301 |
0 |
25 |
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |