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Computer jokes
- Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
hand for
five years, and we finally got your program...Read the whole joke |
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- Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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0
- Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
call waiting?"
Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of ...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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| 4 |
0
- Customer: "It says I've performed an
illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done someth...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0
- Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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0
- A Software Engineer, a
Hardware Engineer and a Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting.
...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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0
- A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
computer--the one that was
supposed to do everything sh...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
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0
- After a caller gave a technician her PC's
serial number, he scanned a database of registered use...Read the whole joke |
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576 |
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- There are three engineers in a car; an
electrical
engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0
- "This
little computer," said the sales
clerk, "will do half of your job for
you."
Studying...Read the whole joke |
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191 |
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- Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in
an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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- Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
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0
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke |
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337 |
0 |
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0
- Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"
sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning lab...Read the whole joke |
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646 |
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0
- Q: What do you call a series of FDIV
instructions on a Pentium?
A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0
- Q: Complete the following word analogy:
Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND...Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
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0
- Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the
Pentium's
floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a bo...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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0
- Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the
586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pent...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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0
- What do you get if you cross a constable with
a computer?
PC Plod....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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0
- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer
load of
computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...Read the whole joke |
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210 |
0 |
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0
- A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of t...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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0
- If Microsoft built cars you would need to
restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operat...Read the whole joke |
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405 |
0 |
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0
- Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPer...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
0 |
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0
- What is an
astronaut's favorite key on a
computer keyboard?
The space bar....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
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0
- What happened when the computer fell on the
floor?
It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke |
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653 |
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