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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why Female Astronauts? - Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
2 |
Men Are Like Noodles - How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
3 |
Men Exercise On the Beach - How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
4 |
Men and Situps - What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
5 |
Men Resist Fatherhood - Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
6 |
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
7 |
Man and E.T. - What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
8 |
Man\\\' Help With Housework - What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
9 |
Keeps Her Youth - How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
10 |
Bonds And Men - What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
11 |
Men Snore Because - Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
12 |
No Hemorrhoids - Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
13 |
More Brains Than Dogs - Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
14 |
Brain Missing - What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
15 |
No Brained Women - Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
16 |
Dumb Part - What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
2 |
17 |
Uncircumcised - Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
470 |
0 |
18 |
Best Part - Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
19 |
Best Thing Out of... - What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
20 |
Why Name Penises - Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
21 |
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners - Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
22 |
Not the Sexiest Man Alive - From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0.5 |
23 |
Paradox of Men - If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
24 |
Problems and Male Gender - Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
25 |
Did You Miss Me? - Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |