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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Telephone jokes - What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
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635 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0.5 |
3 |
0 - At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
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313 |
0 |
4 |
Time jokes - A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
6 |
0 - How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
0 |
7 |
0 - What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea....Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
time....Read the whole joke |
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311 |
0 |
9 |
Vampire jokes - Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He
wanted the circus to be in his blood....Read the whole joke |
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1416 |
2.5 |
10 |
0 - Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back p...Read the whole joke |
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1282 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What is Dracula's favorite
fruit?
Neck-tarines....Read the whole joke |
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1323 |
0 |
12 |
0 - When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night wh...Read the whole joke |
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1228 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What is a vampire's
favourite soup
?
Scream of mushroom !...Read the whole joke |
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1357 |
0 |
14 |
Travel and tourist jokes - A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
15 |
0 - A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and boug...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, sign...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
18 |
0 - During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
19 |
Various animal jokes - What do you call a gigantic polar
bear?
Nothing, you just run away!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A little bear !...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A lady was walking down the street to
work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet sto...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
22 |
0 - There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happen...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
23 |
0 - A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himse...Read the whole joke |
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576 |
0 |
24 |
Waiter jokes - Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke |
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1368 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke |
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1238 |
0 |