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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
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Elephant jokes - Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
2 |
Face jokes - Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke |
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1145 |
0 |
3 |
0 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
make an
exception....Read the whole joke |
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1054 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke |
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1175 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke |
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1175 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke |
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1096 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec...Read the whole joke |
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1151 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke |
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1158 |
0 |
9 |
0 - You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke |
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1180 |
0 |
10 |
0 - First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
11 |
0 - How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
12 |
0 - Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
13 |
0 - My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines....Read the whole joke |
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1088 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha...Read the whole joke |
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1152 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns....Read the whole joke |
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1135 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
17 |
0 - Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, ...Read the whole joke |
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804 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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755 |
0 |
19 |
0 - I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt....Read the whole joke |
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1158 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th...Read the whole joke |
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1147 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!...Read the whole joke |
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1079 |
0 |
22 |
0 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pu...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that...Read the whole joke |
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580 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
said, "there's a monster at the door ...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |