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Category |
Hits |
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1 |
Went Fishing, Got Caught - A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
2 |
Timbucktoo - It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
3 |
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man - A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
4 |
The Bobbit Hillbillies - Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,A po...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
5 |
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments - GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
6 |
Diet Plan - Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
7 |
F Word Usage - Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car deale...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
8 |
Email Like Penis - WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
9 |
Phone For Texas Aggie - Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
10 |
Love Potion - This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
11 |
Chapped Lips - On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
12 |
Ebonic Medical Dictionary - ARTERY. . . . . . . . .THE STUDY OF PAINTINGSBACTERIA. . . . . . . .BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIABARIUM. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
13 |
Too Much Computer - YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
14 |
Diet Rules - 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
15 |
Confucius Sex - Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilethigh on pot. It is...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
16 |
Priest Vs Rabi Confession - A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
17 |
Unengaged Brain - PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
696 |
0 |
18 |
Message To Mom - A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man te...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
19 |
Scale A Fence - Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
20 |
Sheakespeare - Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
21 |
Star Wars Vs Star Trek - TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Sta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
22 |
Rush Limbaugh - Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
23 |
Men And Lino - Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
24 |
Judges Award - "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
25 |
Wrong Method - Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |