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Marriage jokes - A wife was
berating her husband. He
motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
2 |
0 - "You and your husband
don't seem to have
an awful lot in
common," said the new tenant's neighbo...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
3 |
0 - A man brings his
wife a glass of water
and two aspirins. She
looks surprised and says, I don't ...Read the whole joke |
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195 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
darling?"
Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you i...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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5 |
0 - Two men are having an awfully slow round
of
golf because the two ladies in front of them
managed...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A man calls his
family
doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A man comes home and
hears hard breathing
female noises from
inside the aprtment, walks inside ...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
men who
are married.
Every month the centerfol...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
9 |
0 - After she woke
up, a woman told her
husband, "I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl necklace ...Read the whole joke |
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588 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A guy is dating three women and can't decide
which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
11 |
0 - An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife ...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
12 |
0 - If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
whine at you,
what have you usually done wrong?
Ma...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
13 |
0 - The sailor came home from a secret two year
mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. ...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Mrs.
Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh
Marie," she said to her maid, "I
have reason to suspec...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
15 |
0 - I've never been much on fashion, but got
quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore t...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A man comes home early from work
and
finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws ...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
17 |
0 - A friend of
mine told me he had signed up
with one of these on-line
dating services. I asked hi...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
18 |
0 - My
wife and I were watching some TV show
the other nite where the wife
hired a private detectiv...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
19 |
0 - The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Ca...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
20 |
0 - The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for
over a month. He
took her to fancy restaurants a...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
21 |
0 - I overheard a friend
telling his pal, "I
can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until ...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Attorney to witness: "What was the
first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
m...Read the whole joke |
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600 |
0 |
23 |
0 - A concerned husband went to a
doctor to
talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
24 |
0 - A father came
home from a long business
trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed ...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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25 |
0 - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if
he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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