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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1981 |
0 |
2 |
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
262 |
0 |
3 |
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
4 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
305 |
0 |
5 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2118 |
0 |
6 |
Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
237 |
0 |
7 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2436 |
0 |
8 |
With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
138 |
0 |
9 |
Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
10 |
A man in a state of excessive inebriation... - A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2352 |
0 |
11 |
Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
345 |
0 |
12 |
You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
284 |
0 |
13 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
402 |
0 |
14 |
Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
312 |
0 |
15 |
This man goes into the doctor with his... - This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
262 |
0 |
16 |
A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
365 |
0 |
17 |
A duck walks into a general store... - A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2965 |
0 |
18 |
Two guys go hunting... - Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
187 |
0 |
19 |
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0.5 |
20 |
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2325 |
0 |
21 |
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
289 |
0 |
22 |
Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
140 |
0 |
23 |
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
137 |
0 |
24 |
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... - A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2510 |
0 |
25 |
A New York boy was being led through the swamps... - A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
270 |
0 |