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Computer jokes - The Three
Laws of Secure
Computing
1) Don't buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Computers manufacturer is considering changing
the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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3 |
0 - Technical support had a
caller complaining
that her mouse was hard to control with the dust
co...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A technician received a call from a man
complaining that the
system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
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5 |
0 - A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - A technician advised his customer to put his
troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke |
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8 |
0 - A customer
needed help setting up a new
program, so the technician suggested he go
to the loca...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Another customer called Tech Support to say
her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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0 - Many people in computer labs will assure
you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - Customer:
"How do I print my
voicemail?"...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Compute...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Me: "What is that noise?"
Customer: "Hey
Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!"
Me: "What w...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
Clicking eject
doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok,...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed to pack [zip]
my database and send it to you. What should I
pack i...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
hand for
five years, and we finally got your program...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
call waiting?"
Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "It says I've performed an
illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done someth...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Software Engineer, a
Hardware Engineer and a Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting.
...Read the whole joke |
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