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A concerned husband went to a
doctor to
talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife
is deaf because she never hears me
the
first time and always
asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor
replied, "go home and
tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say
something to her. If she
doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say
it
again. Keep
doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of

her
deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as
instructed. He
starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen
as she is
chopping
some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for
dinner?" He hears no
response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and
asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet
closer. Still no reply. He
gets fed up and moves right behind her,
about
an inch away, and
asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the
fourth time, vegetable stew!"
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