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A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any
self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of
his
hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to
find out how
the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,
"How did you
loose your leg?"
The pirate responded, "I lost
me leg in a battle off the coast of
Jamaica!" His new acquaintance
was still curious so he asked, "What about
you hand. Did you lose
it at the same time?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to
the sharks off the Florida
Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I
notice you also have an eye
patch. How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew
over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked: "How
could a
little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"
Th
e pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook." |
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