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A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
training a large fly to do tricks.

For years, for thousands of
hours, he worked with the insect. It
learned to walk across a miniature
high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike,
balance on a pair of stilts
and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.

"When you and I get
out of here," the jailbird said to the fly.
"we're going to tour
the nightspots and make a fortune."

Finally the day arrived. Fly
safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside
its matchbox home), the
ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate.

At the bar, he
brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started
moonwalking. "What about
this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender.

In one swift motion, the
bartender reached for his copy of the
newspaper THE EDMONTON SUN,
rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty
swipe.

"Glad
you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are
eve
rywhere."
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