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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
2 |
The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
3 |
The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
4 |
The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
5 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
6 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
440 |
0 |
7 |
The whole world could be happy - |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke |
472 |
0 |
8 |
The world's smartest man? - |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
9 |
There are lawyers on the flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
732 |
0 |
10 |
There is a blond on the plane - |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke |
398 |
0 |
11 |
There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
733 |
0 |
12 |
There's a parrot on the plane - |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke |
437 |
0 |
13 |
Those raccoons are not luggage - |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
362 |
0 |
14 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke |
359 |
0 |
15 |
Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
16 |
Trouble with plane engines - |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
798 |
0 |