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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Tarzania
- What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in ...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 2 |
Tarzania II
- What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...Read the whole joke |
623 |
0 |
| 3 |
The best book on elephants
- The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke |
605 |
0 |
| 4 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke |
622 |
0 |
| 5 |
The essential difference
- One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Insensitive Gorilla
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
| 7 |
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
| 8 |
The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
| 9 |
The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
381 |
0 |
| 10 |
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
- There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
| 11 |
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
- There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 12 |
There was once a wide mouth frog...
- There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
| 13 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 14 |
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
- There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 15 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
- There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
| 16 |
There were two cows in a paddock...
- There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke |
328 |
0 |
| 17 |
There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 18 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 19 |
This man goes into the doctor with his...
- This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 20 |
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 21 |
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
- Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
- Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 23 |
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
- Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
- Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 25 |
Two goldfish are in a tank...
- Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
