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1 Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke
Situations 197 0
2 Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke
Situations 247 0
3 The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke
Situations 205 0
4 The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke
Situations 246 0
5 A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke
Situations 283 0
6 A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke
Situations 238 0
7 Make my own bed
- Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke
Situations 244 0
8 Two men were walking through the woods when...
- Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke
Situations 195 0
9 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke
Situations 246 0
10 Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke
Situations 250 0
11 A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke
Situations 247 0
12 A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke
Situations 1726 0
13 Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
- Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke
Situations 253 0
14 Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
- Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke
Situations 241 0
15 A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke
Situations 1436 0
16 Reading time
- A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke
Situations 232 0
17 Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
- Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke
Situations 528 2.5
18 Jewish fly
- A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke
Situations 168 0
19 A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
- A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke
Situations 135 0
20 Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
- Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke
Situations 178 0
21 A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke
Situations 246 0
22 A woman strode angrily into the large...
- A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke
Situations 231 0
23 This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
- This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke
Situations 190 0
24 A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke
Situations 1560 0
25 The people are waiting
- Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke
Situations 237 0
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