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1 A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 3731 3.625
2 Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 219 0
3 What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
- Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 198 0.5
4 Why is a violist like a terrorist?
- Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 200 0
5 What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
- Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 195 0
6 What do elephants use for tampoons?
- Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke
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7 What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
- Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke
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8 Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
- Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 210 0
9 What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
- What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 134 0
10 Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
- Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 106 0
11 What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 156 0
12 An artist asked the gallery owner...
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 203 0
13 Cheap widow
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 126 0
14 A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 284 0
15 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 124 0
16 How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 107 0
17 What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 126 0
18 What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 129 0
19 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 130 0
20 A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 504 0
21 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 127 0
22 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
- Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 183 0
23 A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 240 0
24 There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 167 0
25 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
- Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke
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