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Category |
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1306 |
0 |
2 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
229 |
0 |
3 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2934 |
0 |
4 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2116 |
0 |
5 |
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... - An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
570 |
0 |
6 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
448 |
0 |
7 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3305 |
0 |
8 |
On a very cold winter night... - On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
460 |
0 |
9 |
On a cross-country bus trip... - On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1205 |
0 |
10 |
The Young Mans Big Mouth - The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
361 |
0 |
11 |
Stolen Car - Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
12 |
A closer call - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1817 |
0 |
13 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
646 |
0 |
14 |
Embarrassing moments - Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
291 |
0 |
15 |
You tell me! - A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
616 |
0 |
16 |
Hair spray - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
301 |
0 |
17 |
Discovering too late that a... - Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
258 |
0 |
18 |
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders... - A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2246 |
0 |
19 |
A perfect choice - A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
289 |
0 |
20 |
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
322 |
0 |
21 |
I HAD A BAD DAY - I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
22 |
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1915 |
0 |
23 |
The Barber Shop - The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
332 |
0 |
24 |
Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
271 |
0 |
25 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
244 |
0 |