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One equal to one half - |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+.....Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
581 |
0 |
2 |
Crocodile is longer - |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
266 |
0 |
3 |
Math is turning bad - |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
608 |
0 |
4 |
Refrigerate elephants - |Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine t...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
279 |
0 |
5 |
Two plus two is five - |"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
335 |
0 |
6 |
Debate about the box - |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep,...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
359 |
0 |
7 |
Story about infinity - |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
248 |
0 |
8 |
The math one-liners - |Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity - inf...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
281 |
0 |
9 |
The birthday study - |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who ce...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
236 |
0 |
10 |
Answering machine - |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
3282 |
0 |
11 |
The results of statistics - |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
266 |
0 |
12 |
Worries while flying - |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1152 |
0 |
13 |
Risk of plane bombs - |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1046 |
0 |
14 |
Misunderstood people - |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
760 |
0 |
15 |
Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
235 |
0 |
16 |
Reducing travel risk - |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
785 |
0 |
17 |
Purchasing the shoes - |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
263 |
0 |
18 |
The fate of marriages - |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes tha...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
563 |
0 |
19 |
Accordion jokes - |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
99638 |
0 |
20 |
Bagpipe jokes - |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
467 |
0 |
21 |
Banjo jokes - |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
22 |
Bass jokes - |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
296 |
0 |
23 |
Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
669 |
0 |
24 |
Cello jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
258 |
0 |
25 |
Clarinet jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
736 |
0 |