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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to... - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke |
521 |
0 |
2 |
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next... - A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
3 |
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger... - A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
4 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
5 |
A horny young man went to a brothel... - A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
6 |
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding... - A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
7 |
A husband and wife were out playing golf... - A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke |
488 |
0 |
8 |
A husky foreigner, looking for sex... - A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed ...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
9 |
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... - A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
10 |
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower... - A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
11 |
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story - My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before the...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
12 |
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South... - A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck...Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
13 |
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... - A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
14 |
A man comes to a doctor and... - A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
15 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room... - A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
16 |
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of... - A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history ...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
17 |
A man is driving down the freeway... - A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
18 |
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar... - A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
19 |
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor... - A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
20 |
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom... - A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
21 |
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin... - A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
22 |
A man, being on top of a woman... - A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
23 |
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy... - A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke |
463 |
0 |
24 |
A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke |
117 |
0 |
25 |
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office. - A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a ...Read the whole joke |
123 |
0 |