| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
A blond walks into a bar...
- A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
644570 |
| 2 |
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke |
Women |
278120 |
| 3 |
A hearing problem
- An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
189522 |
| 4 |
A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
176834 |
| 5 |
A Blonde At A Bar
- A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143497 |
| 6 |
On a very cold night...
- On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
107512 |
| 7 |
A moose-quito!
- |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
101598 |
| 8 |
Accordion jokes
- |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
99638 |
| 9 |
Application rejections
- |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
95649 |
| 10 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
86737 |
| 11 |
A gruesome discovery
- A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearin...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
85885 |
| 12 |
A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
72868 |
| 13 |
A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
65038 |
| 14 |
Army fitness report
- |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
61029 |
| 15 |
A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
58834 |
| 16 |
A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
54431 |
| 17 |
a mean looking woman
- |Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
52215 |
| 18 |
A Brief History Of Medicine
- A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That roo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
51744 |
| 19 |
Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50169 |
| 20 |
An inferiority complex
- |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
49338 |
| 21 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
48360 |
| 22 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
43940 |
| 23 |
A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
40919 |
| 24 |
Alphabet letters
- |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
40655 |
| 25 |
A mouse-tache!
- |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
38816 |
