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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Happens all the time
- A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 2 |
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
- Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 3 |
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
- Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 4 |
Heated passions
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 5 |
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 6 |
Household items
- Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke |
190 |
0 |
| 7 |
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
- How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
| 8 |
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
- How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 9 |
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
- How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn....Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 10 |
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 11 |
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
- How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 12 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 13 |
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
- How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper....Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 14 |
How do you clean a condom?
- How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 15 |
How do you get Visual Aids?
- How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 16 |
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
- How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit....Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 17 |
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 18 |
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 19 |
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 20 |
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 21 |
How do you make love to a fat girl?
- How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 22 |
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 23 |
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 24 |
How does a women hold her liquor?
- How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 25 |
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
- How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays de...Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
