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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Sheep Shagging - A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
2 |
Medium Smeduim! - For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame F...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0.5 |
3 |
YMCA - What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0.5 |
4 |
Liver and Cheese. - A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
5 |
Heaven or Hell? - There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
114 |
0 |
6 |
No more Jewish jokes! - One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his frie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
2.5 |
7 |
Earn cash in your spare time... - Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
8 |
The morning after... - Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
9 |
Don\'t be sexist... - Don't be sexist... broads hate that!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
10 |
Witches Brew - What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
11 |
No drinking in April - You should "never" drink during tax season."You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
12 |
Discipline - Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
13 |
At the store. - You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
1.5 |
14 |
The Special Olympics - Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
15 |
Two pieces of string walk into a bar... - Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
16 |
Gov\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t - Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
17 |
Computer Died - Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
18 |
Doctors Daiquiri - A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
19 |
One and the same. - A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
20 |
Chess Nuts - A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
21 |
My Paw - A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
22 |
Lesser Of Two Evils - Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
23 |
Who\'s backward? - What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
24 |
Mind - Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
25 |
Blowing Bubbles - Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |