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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
322 |
0 |
2 |
Driving exams worry me - |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
257 |
0 |
3 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
317 |
0 |
4 |
Problems remembering - |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
295 |
0 |
5 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
213 |
0 |
6 |
I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
296 |
0 |
7 |
I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
271 |
0 |
8 |
Put me into a fighting mood - |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
679 |
0 |
9 |
Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
298 |
0 |
10 |
Consultation fees - |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
296 |
0 |
11 |
Question and answer jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
274 |
0 |
12 |
Actual stupid questions asked - |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2315 |
0 |
13 |
That's a real bargain - |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
595 |
0 |
14 |
Rules for hunting lawyers - |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
323 |
0 |
15 |
Excess billing hours - |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
16 |
Ounces of brain for sale - |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
270 |
0 |
17 |
What type of tracks? - |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
245 |
0 |
18 |
Solving a dispute - |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
587 |
0 |
19 |
Lawyers take everything - |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
20 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information - |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
276 |
0 |
21 |
The devil's offer - |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
222 |
0 |
22 |
The bronze statues - |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
23 |
What and who am I? - |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
202 |
0 |
24 |
There are no honest lawyers - |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
25 |
Here's your fee schedule - |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
212 |
0 |