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Car break trouble - | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
282 |
0 |
2 |
Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2742 |
0 |
3 |
Husband 1.0 - |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
312 |
0 |
4 |
Great news for Bill Gates - |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ve...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
289 |
0 |
5 |
Confusion about Y2K - |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
315 |
0 |
6 |
Software development cycle - |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
326 |
0 |
7 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software - |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
285 |
0 |
8 |
Hacker syndrome - |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
308 |
0 |
9 |
How to shoot yourself in the foot - |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
699 |
0 |
10 |
Twas the night before crisis - |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
264 |
0 |
11 |
Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
303 |
0 |
12 |
Possible IBM acronyms - |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
301 |
0 |
13 |
Computer help stories - |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
372 |
0 |
14 |
Architect programmer - |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2846 |
0 |
15 |
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans - |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
674 |
0 |
16 |
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers - |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
17 |
Programming language acronyms - |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idioti...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
18 |
If IBM ran Christmas... - |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
289 |
0 |
19 |
If Microsoft ran Christmas... - |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
273 |
0 |
20 |
If Apple ran Christmas... - |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
279 |
0 |
21 |
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas... - |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
255 |
0 |
22 |
If Dell ran Christmas... - |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
340 |
0 |
23 |
If Fisher Price ran Christmas... - |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
313 |
0 |
24 |
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas... - |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
258 |
0 |
25 |
If the NSA ran Christmas... - |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
298 |
0 |