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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A big accident - On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3592 |
0 |
2 |
Who won the race? - Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
3 |
Simple Chinese - Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
4 |
Great Thinkers of Our Time? - Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
5 |
Telepath wanted - Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
6 |
The Walrus - Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
7 |
Microsofties - Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
8 |
The Beggers - Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
9 |
Blubber trouble - Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
10 |
The Witch - Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wante...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
11 |
Thanks Doc! - A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
12 |
An Old Man\'s Dying Request - An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1155 |
2.5 |
13 |
Girls Night Out - So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies NightClub."One of the girls wanted to im...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
14 |
Ms. Piggy Counts - Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
15 |
President - What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
16 |
New Scope - A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
17 |
Yo\' Momma is... - Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
390 |
0 |
18 |
Gum Crossing - Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
19 |
Cold Politics - It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
20 |
Literary couch potato - Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
21 |
Confusing women!! - How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
22 |
Listening Passively - There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
23 |
Christmas Present - Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
24 |
Whorehouse - Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
25 |
The Family Dentist - A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |