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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
592 |
0 |
2 |
Are caterpillars good to eat? - |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2442 |
1.296875 |
3 |
I have a Microsoft waiter - |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
277 |
0 |
4 |
A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2588 |
0.75 |
5 |
We could have been here sooner - |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
307 |
0 |
6 |
Thin People Don't - |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
309 |
0 |
7 |
The results of a study - |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
765 |
2.5 |
8 |
The bachelor's diet - |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
295 |
0 |
9 |
Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
324 |
0 |
10 |
M&M Evolution theory - |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
313 |
0 |
11 |
Bad convenience foods - |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
279 |
0 |
12 |
Food laughs & humor - |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
238 |
0 |
13 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
228 |
0 |
14 |
Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
192 |
0 |
15 |
Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
245 |
0 |
16 |
Food quotes and quips - |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
239 |
0 |
17 |
Placing your order - |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
381 |
0 |
18 |
Wise cooking advice - |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
307 |
0 |
19 |
Amazing Anagrams - |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come D...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2393 |
0 |
20 |
English language - |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
282 |
0 |
21 |
Spelling checker - |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
339 |
0 |
22 |
Quips & quotes - |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
273 |
0 |
23 |
Santa's Helpers? - |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
315 |
0 |
24 |
Santa's Wife - |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
322 |
0 |
25 |
Alphabet letters - |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
71439 |
0 |