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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up... - "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
259 |
0 |
2 |
Six people were on a plane... - Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the r...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
559 |
0 |
3 |
Two nuns are walking down an alley... - Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
146 |
0 |
4 |
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven... - Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
230 |
0 |
5 |
Ought to be hung - When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
222 |
0 |
6 |
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... - An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
245 |
0 |
7 |
Camel Died - Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
235 |
0 |
8 |
Nuns First Hot Dog - Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
232 |
0 |
9 |
Pope Dies - Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
579 |
0 |
10 |
The Hat - The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
525 |
0 |
11 |
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight? - "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
215 |
0 |
12 |
The Reverend - The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
224 |
0 |
13 |
Heavenly golf - Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
224 |
0 |
14 |
GOD will save me - GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
574 |
0 |
15 |
A Lutheran minister is driving down... - A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2252 |
0 |
16 |
The ages of man - God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
571 |
0 |
17 |
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... - A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2076 |
0 |
18 |
The Pope took a philosophy professor... - The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
555 |
0 |
19 |
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
210 |
0 |
20 |
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? - What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
236 |
0 |
21 |
Whats black and white and red all over? - Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
136 |
0 |
22 |
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? - What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
23 |
The wrong definition - Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
244 |
0 |
24 |
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when... - Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
247 |
0 |
25 |
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road... - Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
162 |
0 |