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Oopsy Daisy! - On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
2 |
At the beach. - A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
892 |
0 |
3 |
Some famous lines in history! - As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
4 |
Manage your stress! - Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one k...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
5 |
You just might be a Redneck if... - You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Ja...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
6 |
Learning to be tactful. - A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
7 |
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't - 10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
8 |
A couple few one-liners to enjoy! - Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
900 |
0 |
9 |
New college course for men! - A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
10 |
I\'m not fishing! - A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
11 |
Christmas Punnies! - What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
12 |
The New Hunter - It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the seaso...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
13 |
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners! - A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
14 |
Without Woman - A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were no...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
15 |
What men say & what it - "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a str...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
16 |
Sound advice from kids! - Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
17 |
Speaking perfect english. - The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
18 |
Think about it! - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
19 |
Great memory! - A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
20 |
Spell it Bubba! - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
21 |
Actual Court Sayings! - 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
22 |
Joining the Lord\'s Army. - A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
23 |
New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn! - BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
24 |
Even more facts of life... - Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
25 |
Military Wisdom! - 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't look conspicu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |