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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body... - Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
621 |
0 |
2 |
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE... - THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
257 |
0 |
3 |
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test... - Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
666 |
0 |
4 |
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2065 |
0 |
5 |
Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
332 |
0 |
6 |
An old lady lived by herself in a small house... - An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2764 |
0 |
7 |
Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
328 |
0 |
8 |
Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
287 |
0 |
9 |
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical... - Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
340 |
0 |
10 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
342 |
0 |
11 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
272 |
0 |
12 |
Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
435 |
0 |
13 |
A man was walking down the street when he noticed... - A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2324 |
0 |
14 |
A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2188 |
0 |
15 |
Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
666 |
0 |
16 |
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years... - An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2288 |
0 |
17 |
What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
304 |
0 |
18 |
Can't do - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
340 |
0 |
19 |
Amicable old lady - "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2795 |
0 |
20 |
Abe Lincoln - An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2596 |
0 |
21 |
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
614 |
0.5 |
22 |
Take in a boarder - An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
640 |
0 |
23 |
A peculiar dress - Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2270 |
0 |
24 |
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic... - Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
241 |
0 |
25 |
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70... - Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
235 |
0 |