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Title |
Hits |
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| 1 |
War ad
- Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 2 |
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...
- We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 3 |
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred...
- What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 4 |
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
- What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
| 5 |
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
- What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 6 |
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
| 7 |
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
- Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 8 |
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
- What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 9 |
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 10 |
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 11 |
What has four asses?
- What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....Read the whole joke |
192 |
0 |
| 12 |
What has four legs and smells like fish?
- What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 13 |
What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
- What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 14 |
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 15 |
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
- What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
| 16 |
What will communism be like when perfected?
- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 17 |
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
- What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 18 |
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
- Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 19 |
When that fool Reagan said...
- When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 20 |
When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
- When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...Read the whole joke |
587 |
0 |
| 21 |
Who will you choose?
- It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 22 |
Why are politicians like diapers?
- Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 23 |
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
- Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
- Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
| 25 |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
