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Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.Q: What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?A: A goalpost that can't march.Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?A: "Hi. I did that piece in junior high."Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.Q: How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?A: Have them miss every other note.Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?A: You can tune a '57 Chevy.Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?A: "Hi. I played that last year."
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