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| Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?A: In the mush room!Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?Because frost bites!Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog?A: A whino!Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?A: When the door is open!Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?A: Because they have two left feet! |
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