Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q: What cat purrs more than any other?A: Purrsians!Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?A: C-A-T!Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?A: There was some money in the kitty!Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?A: A purrfect meal!Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!Q: What is another way to describe a cat?A: A heat seeking missile!
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