Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspapers!Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?A: An acrocat!Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?A: Puss in boots!Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?A: Because she heard fowl language!Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?A: None. They were all copy cats!
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