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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Absent From School Excusess
- 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 2 |
Absent Minded Husband
- Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 3 |
Absentminded Doc!
- A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 4 |
Accidental Meeting
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
| 5 |
Accidents
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved....Read the whole joke |
643 |
0 |
| 6 |
Accidents near home
- What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 7 |
Accountant Math!
- An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
| 8 |
Act of Generosity
- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke |
379 |
0 |
| 9 |
Act Religious
- A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
| 10 |
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
- While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 11 |
Actual Court Sayings!
- 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 12 |
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
- *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke |
783 |
0 |
| 13 |
Actual Medical Charts
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 14 |
Actual product instructions.
- ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 15 |
Adages and Questions
- What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're ...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
| 16 |
Adam & Eve make a choice!
- God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 17 |
Adam Accused By Eve!
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
| 18 |
Adam and Eve
- A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
360 |
0 |
| 19 |
Adam and Eve.
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke |
724 |
0 |
| 20 |
Adam Gets Two Organs
- One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...Read the whole joke |
358 |
0 |
| 21 |
Adam talks to God.
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men ...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 22 |
Adam was lonely.
- Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke |
669 |
0 |
| 23 |
Addicted To AOL
- You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells ...Read the whole joke |
419 |
0 |
| 24 |
Addicted to AOL!
- 1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minut...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
| 25 |
Addicted to Internet Porn
- Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new compute...Read the whole joke |
424 |
0 |
