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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Ten pounds of pride - A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
708 |
0 |
2 |
The other day my house caught fire... - The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
301 |
0 |
3 |
The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
435 |
0 |
4 |
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
367 |
0 |
5 |
A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
764 |
0 |
6 |
Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
345 |
0 |
7 |
Two men were walking through the woods when... - Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
8 |
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they... - An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
403 |
0 |
9 |
Cop coming upon a young couple making out... - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
389 |
0 |
10 |
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
337 |
0 |
11 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2655 |
0 |
12 |
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary... - Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
351 |
0 |
13 |
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south... - Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
420 |
0 |
14 |
A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2017 |
0 |
15 |
Reading time - A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
309 |
0 |
16 |
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... - Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
685 |
2.5 |
17 |
Jewish fly - A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
308 |
0 |
18 |
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
265 |
0 |
19 |
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... - Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
264 |
0 |
20 |
A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
803 |
0 |
21 |
A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
361 |
0 |
22 |
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... - This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
343 |
0 |
23 |
A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2272 |
0 |
24 |
The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
452 |
0 |
25 |
Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
235 |
0 |