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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
846 |
0 |
2 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1189 |
0 |
3 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set... - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2196 |
0 |
4 |
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
285 |
0 |
5 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
278 |
0 |
6 |
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
243 |
0 |
7 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to... - Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1185 |
0 |
8 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2269 |
0 |
9 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
3233 |
0 |
10 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
330 |
0 |
11 |
What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
888 |
0 |
12 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking - The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
330 |
0 |
13 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2171 |
0 |
14 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? - Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
694 |
0 |
15 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
16 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
288 |
0 |
17 |
Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
585 |
0 |
18 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question... - Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
298 |
0 |
19 |
A young girl sees her father in the shower... - A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2240 |
2.125 |
20 |
The definition of a phallic symbol - This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
278 |
0.5 |
21 |
This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
253 |
0.5 |
22 |
Condom Modelling Rejection - Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
267 |
0 |
23 |
A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2220 |
0 |
24 |
Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
629 |
0 |
25 |
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
565 |
0 |