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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge... - A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
497 |
0 |
2 |
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
3 |
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
4 |
A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
5 |
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke |
384 |
0 |
6 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
7 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball... - A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
8 |
A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
9 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
10 |
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church... - A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
11 |
A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
372 |
0 |
12 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
13 |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
14 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
15 |
A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
565 |
0 |
16 |
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table... - A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
17 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
444 |
0 |
18 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
19 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
643 |
0 |
20 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
21 |
A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
22 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
23 |
A man stops by a diner at noon... - A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
24 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla... - A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
25 |
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow... - A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |