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"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes. - Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
89 |
0 |
2 |
The Brown and White Cows! - There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
3 |
Some shorties...one rude :) - Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
4 |
Cast the first stone! - Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
5 |
Absentminded Doc! - A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
6 |
Light Bulb Jokes Galore! - Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: Ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
7 |
A good sport! - John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
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8 |
Aids or Alzheimers? - A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
9 |
Monica & the Genie! - Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She starte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
10 |
New business mergers! - Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor lo...Read the whole joke |
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147 |
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11 |
Getting what you ask for! - A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually acco...Read the whole joke |
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198 |
0 |
12 |
Susie walkin the dog! - A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
13 |
Super Market Checkout - A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
14 |
Ready for Parenting? Find out! - Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
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Pre-Mammogram Exercises! - *** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need ...Read the whole joke |
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134 |
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Playing House - Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to ge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
17 |
Red, Yellow, and Green! - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
18 |
Code word for sex! - A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex withou...Read the whole joke |
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473 |
0 |
19 |
A tech get drafted! - One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
20 |
Accountant Math! - An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
21 |
Indian Pun! heehee - Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!...Read the whole joke |
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154 |
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22 |
Little Johnny on the Farm! - Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he...Read the whole joke |
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173 |
0 |
23 |
Blind Date! - A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the even...Read the whole joke |
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187 |
0 |
24 |
Bingo Card - The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at b...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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25 |
The Adoption - Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The ad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
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